Mine? I am a professional nanny and have been since I was 19. At 19, I nannied three learning disabled children of a nurse. Nurses, for those who don't know, believe that children should know the correct names of body parts. So I had the three children at the mall at Christmas time, and the older sister looks at the 4 yr old boy, noticing his hand in his pants. She screamed at the top of her lungs, "NICKY! YOU CAN NOT PLAY WITH YOUR PENIS HERE IN THE MALL! MOMMY SAYS YOU HAFTA GO TO YOUR ROOM TO PLAY WITH YOUR PENIS! I know there were at least two thousand people around and I very quickly explained to the nearest 500 that I was only their nanny and not their mother, as we left!
Answer by 1smartcookie at 4:22 PM on Dec. 22, 2010
Answer by cbk_mom3 at 5:05 PM on Dec. 21, 2010
In 5th grade I had a pad in my pocket - one of those huge bulky ones, my mom was too cheap to buy the thin ones. Anyway, it fell out of my pocket at a school assembly when we were all sitting on the floor. The sixth grade boys behind me started kicking it around and actually made so much noise the principal stopped the assembly, asked them what the disturbance was and when they told her, she made one of them pick it up and hand it back to me. I was known as Kotex for months.
Answer by scout_mom at 5:48 PM on Dec. 21, 2010
Answer by geminilove at 5:49 PM on Dec. 21, 2010
Wow Older... how sad more than embarrassing hun!
CBK Mom3.. I've said the same thing to people I knew in uniform and when they were not in them, I've said that! I worked for a security company and many of our officers would come in on payday, some times with their wives/girlfriends and I too have said,"Oh __ you look so different with your uniform off!" LMAO! I've been beet red in the face MANY a time!
Answer by LilyPondOasis at 7:29 PM on Dec. 21, 2010
Answer by zboys at 5:07 PM on Dec. 21, 2010
I worked for many years as a new born photographer in local hospitals, I would go into each room of the baby born the day before, I walked into a room to ask if they wanted their child 's picture taken and got informed the baby was dead. I wanted for the floor to open up and swallow me, the nurses were suppose yo let me know if any had died and didn't!
Answer by sexyfancyface at 4:10 PM on Dec. 22, 2010
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