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LMAO! Anyone know a few peeps on here who this applies to?

"Hello, welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.


If you are:

...Obsessive-Compulsive, press 1, repeatedly.

Co-Dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

Delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to God.

Schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

Dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have:

Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the Pound Button until a representative comes on the line.

Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmothers' maiden names.

Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.

Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

Short-Term Memory Loss, please try your call again later.


Low Self Esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.

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ObbyDobbie

Asked by ObbyDobbie at 9:43 PM on Dec. 22, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (24)
  • I love this! A friend at work had this on her phone. Paranoid is my favorite
    TARARENEE

    Answer by TARARENEE at 9:45 PM on Dec. 22, 2010

  • I'll have to continue to call. I fit the bill for all of them. It's just depending on the day
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 9:45 PM on Dec. 22, 2010

  • Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.


    shh


     


    Course, now I wonder if this will be deleted before I even get a chance to click post...

    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 9:46 PM on Dec. 22, 2010

  • I'm lysdexic... I can't even look at that!
    ObbyDobbie

    Comment by ObbyDobbie (original poster) at 9:46 PM on Dec. 22, 2010

  • @ NP.... seriously.
    ObbyDobbie

    Comment by ObbyDobbie (original poster) at 9:47 PM on Dec. 22, 2010

  • We had that one at work, made copies and I still have it posted next to my home phone too.
    It is pricless!And I think you're right about .....one or two of them. :-)
    kerp1960

    Answer by kerp1960 at 9:47 PM on Dec. 22, 2010

  • hahahah this is funny!
    DancerMomof2

    Answer by DancerMomof2 at 9:50 PM on Dec. 22, 2010

  • OMG! ROFLMFAO!!!!!! This is so going to be my new voicemail message. Thanks for the laugh!

    KA91

    Answer by KA91 at 9:58 PM on Dec. 22, 2010

  • Cute. Since I don't know anyone on here personally, I can't say about them,but I can think of a few IRL it would apply to. Thanks for the laugh.
    cbk_mom3

    Answer by cbk_mom3 at 10:01 PM on Dec. 22, 2010

  • Oh I can think of a few. One question, what if I have CDO? It's like OCD but with everything in alphabetical ordder like it should be......
    KristiS11384

    Answer by KristiS11384 at 10:04 PM on Dec. 22, 2010

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