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jokes?

Ok Ladies.. I am a little down.. Yall wouldnt have any jokes that would cheer me up? dirty or clean i just need something to lighten my day.

 
momof241988

Asked by momof241988 at 8:46 PM on Dec. 27, 2010 in Just for Fun

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  • Here was my moms favorite:
    How do you catch a polar bear?
    Well....you go out on the ice and cut a hole. Then you line the outside of the hole with peas. When he comes out to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!
    LOL- Now, you have to verbally speak this to have people laugh, because "come out and take a pea", is like him coming out to take a "pee" and "kicking him in the ice hole" is suppose to be like kicking him in the a$$hole. LOL, my mom was a goof, God rest her soul! :)
    BabyBeans0506

    Answer by BabyBeans0506 at 8:57 PM on Dec. 27, 2010

  • This is an oldie but a goody...

    How do you tell the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman?

    By the snowballs!

    I know... pretty dorky... but has been a favorite of mine since I was in middle school.
    marchar2002

    Answer by marchar2002 at 8:49 PM on Dec. 27, 2010

  • My favorite: What do you do when you're swallowed by an elephant?






    Run around 'til you're pooped out!!
    ceallaigh

    Answer by ceallaigh at 9:09 PM on Dec. 27, 2010

  • Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.
    JackieGirl007

    Answer by JackieGirl007 at 9:15 PM on Dec. 27, 2010

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