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what's the difference between a red state and a blue state?

ofcourse this didn't happen but i just came across it and wanted to share. what do you think of all these fun facts? no fighting just answers please.


Dear Red States:





If you manage to steal this election too we've decided we're leaving. We


intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States


with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California , Hawaii ,


Oregon , Washington , Minnesota , Iowa , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and


all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the


nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New


California .





 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 2:00 PM on Nov. 10, 2008 in Politics & Current Events

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Answers (17)
  • Nooo! Don't leave me in Oklahoma!!

    I. Can't. Smoke. Mexican. Weed.

    Lol.
    OOHPFG

    Answer by OOHPFG at 5:45 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • To sum up briefly: You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states.
    We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of
    Liberty . You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get
    WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85% of America 's
    venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama . We get two-thirds of
    the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
    Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian
    Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single
    moms.

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:00 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war,
    and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you
    need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're
    apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they
    don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming
    home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up,
    but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:01 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the
    country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92%
    of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America 's quality wines, 90% of all
    cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans
    (thanks Iowa !), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods,
    sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus
    Stanford , Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you
    will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected
    health care costs), 92% of all U.S.mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% ofall Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush
    Limbaugh, Bob Jones University , Clemson and the University of Georgia .
    We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:01 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • Additionally, 38% of those in
    the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62%
    believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the death
    penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that
    Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 6c1% of you crazy people believe you are
    people with higher morals then we lefties.

    Finally, we're taking the good pot, too.
    You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico .

    Peace out,

    Blue States

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:02 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • Obviously those aren't facts. But it was an amusing read, nonetheless.
    DusterMommy

    Answer by DusterMommy at 2:11 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • actually look them up and you'll be surprised
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:19 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • that was perfect
    redderbedder

    Answer by redderbedder at 2:19 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • Actually, I don't need to "look them up". They're not all facts.
    DusterMommy

    Answer by DusterMommy at 2:22 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • You can have your blue states and move to another country.
    Scorpio359

    Answer by Scorpio359 at 2:38 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

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