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What you think of these fun facts?

obviously this din't happen but its funny. so just for fun tell me what you think of teh fun facts?

Dear Red States:

If you manage to steal this election too we've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California , Hawaii , Oregon , Washington , Minnesota , Iowa , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New
California .


Asked by Anonymous at 2:07 PM on Nov. 10, 2008 in Just for Fun

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Answers (12)
  • Oh, and I LOVE that it's called Nuevo California. Way to stick up for the state's hispanic history :P

    Answer by caitxrawks at 2:17 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • To sum up briefly: You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty . You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85% of America 's
    venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama . We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single


    Answer by Anonymous at 2:08 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.


    Answer by Anonymous at 2:08 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America 's quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans
    (thanks Iowa !), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford , Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected
    health care costs), 92% of all U.S.mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% ofall Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University , Clemson and the University of Georgia .

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:09 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you. Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 6c1% of you crazy people believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

    Finally, we're taking the good pot, too.
    You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico .

    Peace out,

    Blue States


    Answer by Anonymous at 2:10 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • lol. great answer.

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:10 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • *giggle* Peace out. But North Carolina will get to come too! Since we were turned blue by a tiiiiny little margin this year :P

    Answer by caitxrawks at 2:16 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • OMG, They are NOT all facts!!! Stop trying to make out like they are!!

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:33 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • Yeah, I know caitxrawks. I was so proud of our little state of NC.

    Answer by DusterMommy at 2:33 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

  • Anon @ was a joke! Sheesh, lighten up! lol I thought it was funny. And hey, can florida come? lol

    Answer by tropicalmama at 3:33 PM on Nov. 10, 2008

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