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What religion is your bra??? (thought this was funny and wanted to share)

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. "
" What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
" Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from ."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple..
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot the German bra.


Asked by luvmygrlz at 12:27 PM on Dec. 30, 2010 in Just for Fun

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Answers (27)
  • Yeah I am the Salvation can't complain!

    Answer by mmmegan38 at 12:35 PM on Dec. 30, 2010

  • LOL I'm a barely there wearing a Baptist bra!

    Answer by scout_mom at 12:31 PM on Dec. 30, 2010

  • sidesplittinglaughter


    Answer by CABlonde at 12:32 PM on Dec. 30, 2010

  • Iam no longer a baptist bra so i must be a catholic trying to keep them together and a presbatirian trying to keep them lefted

    Answer by tinamarie1972 at 12:50 PM on Dec. 30, 2010

  • I would have to say the Salvation army helps these dang things stay where they should be!

    LOL good post btw!!



    Answer by MizLee at 1:09 PM on Dec. 30, 2010

  • I love it!!!!! Yep I'm barely there wearing a baptist bra!

    Answer by soon2bmmy at 1:15 PM on Dec. 30, 2010

  • LOL LOVE IT!!!
    im a barely boobies wearing a salvation army...after 3 kids i need a little lifting!

    Answer by sandraberke at 1:18 PM on Dec. 30, 2010

  • rolling on floorthis cracks me up!


    Answer by coreym at 1:18 PM on Dec. 30, 2010

  • I would have to say I am in a Catholic Double Dang!

    Answer by salexander at 1:33 PM on Dec. 30, 2010

  • im a cant complain LOL

    Answer by san78 at 1:50 PM on Dec. 30, 2010