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You Said What Now???

Funny things your kids said learning how to talk and about life.

Mommy I don't smell good (stuffy nosed 4 yr old)

Mommy your not fat youre puffy.

Mom I'm puking out my butt. (kid with the poops)



Add you kiddos comments here.  :)


Asked by mamabeard3 at 4:15 PM on Dec. 31, 2010 in General Parenting

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Answers (25)
  • When my 2 1/2 y.o. kisses me or my husband he immediately says, "oo elcome." (your welcome, for those of you who need a mommy translation) Ahhh. It melts my heart.

    Answer by TanaJ979 at 2:43 PM on Jan. 1, 2011

  • Hahahahha, this is hilarious:P More of this, please:D You just made my day:P

    Answer by adriennfaklya at 4:17 PM on Dec. 31, 2010

  • My son had a lil' stuttering problem when he was learning to talk and I told him to slow down - - he said but Mom, my mouth won't shut was so cute - - I laughed and he laughed too

    Answer by rebeccan3 at 4:21 PM on Dec. 31, 2010

  • Mom, you have the fattest butt in the whole world! (7 yr. old says this)

    Puffy, cute! mine says I look squishy!!

    When I get older I don't want any kids , because then I can't play.

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:21 PM on Dec. 31, 2010

  • My daughter asked me why my belly was so BOINGY!

    Answer by genagina at 4:22 PM on Dec. 31, 2010

  • My Son at around 4 "Mommy when I grow up I'm gonna mrry you" I asked him What about Daddy...he replied "well he can marry his own mother"

    My 6 yr old Grandson two nights ago. He is medically fragile and has sensory issues "Grandma..what can we do to make Papas face have long fluffy hairs like yours instead of stickers" :)

    Answer by GrnEyedGrandma at 4:25 PM on Dec. 31, 2010

  • My 2 yr old was coloring and picked up a white crayon and said mommy this one is broken...LOL
    I should add that she was coloring on white paper (:

    Answer by L0vingMy3Girls at 4:29 PM on Dec. 31, 2010

  • I told my 5 year old this morning that he needed to stop begging for stuff before I lost my patience... he said, "Mommy, I'm about to loose mine, too."


    On Christmas, he was singing "Feliz Dotty Dot" (correct word... Navidad)


    Answer by AAAMama at 5:19 PM on Dec. 31, 2010

  • I told my 7 year old that Grandma had made reservations at Steamers for dinner, he looked at me, put his hands on his hips and said, "Well thats nice, but what did she make me?"

    Another time I told him he had put his shoes on the wrong feet, he started crying really hard. Once I finally got him calmed down, he told me he didn't have any other feet. LOL!!

    Answer by tracy0812 at 4:46 AM on Jan. 1, 2011

  • "Mommy, I'm sad in my eyes and hairbrows." 2 year old DS. (we think because he has tears in his eyes and scrunches his "hairbrows")
    He also says, "I'm happy in my eyes and everywhere!" Yay!
    I know there are tons of them, but that's what comes to mind right now.

    Answer by musicpisces at 4:24 PM on Dec. 31, 2010