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Husbands say the funniest things!

I asked my husband if the microwave door was open?
To which he replied, "Why? Do you feel a draft?"
No but I'm about ready to reinlist you into the draft!!! LOL

Do you have something funny your HB or SO has said that was funny?
plz keep it clean. thank you

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Asked by WalknWithGod at 5:03 AM on Jan. 6, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • "God I wish I could lose the weight from having the kids.." ---- Me
    "Why? I'm just gonna knock you up again and this way when I do your body will look pretty much as it does right now." ---dh

    Really? I mean really?

    Answer by 4xsthetrouble at 5:21 AM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • Want to borrow my two by four and knock him up? LOL

    Comment by WalknWithGod (original poster) at 5:30 AM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • Him -- Why can't I use the Cafemom site you use? They wouldn't know its a dad typing there.
    me - I know honey, but until you can poop a 10 lb ham out your butt, you're not supposed to be on Cafemom..sorry.

    Answer by Zoeyis at 5:42 AM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • This morning -- honey, you left the oven on all night (me)
    Oh -- that's dangerous isn't it -- I could have burnt the house down. Next breath - did you make biscuits?

    Funny in an odd way.

    Answer by Camilletnt at 7:01 AM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • "We're moving 500 miles away in 6 weeks, what do you think?" LOL.

    We're doing it, it's been hectic to say the least. The best part is that he's gone two weeks of this month for work.

    Answer by Scuba at 7:13 AM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • LoL @ WalknwithGod
    Yes can I

    Answer by 4xsthetrouble at 8:56 AM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • As I'm walking through the house naked or with just a towel he'll say oh Jerry just came in the door, Oh hi Jerry( Jerry is his brother and he walks up to our house he lives right out front.

    Answer by Momabear455 at 1:27 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • My so got into a fight because this guy was in my face yelling and well it was pretty bad and my so was pretty drunk after he beat the guy up he asked me "did you see that baby?" Me- "oh yes baby you were sexy!" So- "really I was?" Lol

    Answer by posey1705 at 1:36 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • my boyfriend hasnt done nothing funny

    Answer by Ricanmami1 at 2:25 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

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