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What the funniest thing that happen during sex

Like your vajaja farts or you pass gas

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tinamarie1972

Asked by tinamarie1972 at 2:11 PM on Jan. 6, 2011 in Relationships

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  • the dog walks in and licks your bare ass WOOHOO
    jewjewbee

    Answer by jewjewbee at 2:13 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • lmao. my boyfriend farted once...it was hilarious. we couldnt stop laughing.
    JT32606

    Answer by JT32606 at 3:02 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • I had bubble guts---nuff said
    4xsthetrouble

    Answer by 4xsthetrouble at 3:24 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • Busted by him mom once and busted by his grandma. Fell off the bed once.
    lstrickland

    Answer by lstrickland at 3:34 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • Ok this is a little gross lol.

    I was on top, recovering from bronchitis and I still had a cough, but it was going away sort of. Well, he um, finished and we hadn't used a condom and right before I climbed off, I guess I got that look like I was suppressing a cough and he starts almost shouting, "NO NO NO! DON'T cough!" just a second too late. As I was climbing off, I coughed...hard. He got COVERED in his stuff lmao. He started like gagging and everything, and I just looked at him said, "NOW you know how I feel after!" And we both started laughing hysterically.
    Mrs.BAT

    Answer by Mrs.BAT at 11:16 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • Once, I had a vagal nerve response during sex, and lost consciousness when my blood pressure dropped. I woke up to my husband patting my face and hands with a wet washcloth "Baby? Babe? You okay?" He was as pale as a ghost, I'm pretty sure he thought he'd be explaining some things to some burly EMTs or possibly a district attorney in the very near future.
    Fistandantalus

    Answer by Fistandantalus at 8:11 AM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • LOL...Yes that happens alot my dh is always saying how I am always blowing his nuts off...LOL
    Butterfly1108

    Answer by Butterfly1108 at 4:33 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • A new kitten caused quite a problem,seems he thought we were playing jumped up onto my mate rear region,best 5 minutes ever!
    grismelda

    Answer by grismelda at 11:52 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

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