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Yo Mama...

Okay so I was cracking up today over yo mama jokes. I am sorry but I am 30 and I STILL find them hilarious. I even heard a few new ones today! Like Yo mama so fat she went to the beach and Green Peace tried to put her back in the water. LMAO!! Got anymore good ones for me?

 
But_Mommie

Asked by But_Mommie at 6:55 PM on Jan. 6, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Utah just to find out who yo daddy is


    I said this one to my brother :) Truth hurts my mother is a whore
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 6:58 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • Yo Momma so Dirty
    she has to creep up on the bath water
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 6:56 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map


    Sorry I have lots... Happens when I grow up in a house full of immature men. My 21 yr old brother still says this
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 6:58 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • Yo Mama so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 6:57 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.

    Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.

    Yo mama is so stupid that she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
    gemgem

    Answer by gemgem at 7:03 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • We all read the Yo Mama jokes on the way back from my grandson's soccer game last fall and I laughed so hard I was almost sick. You are never too old to appreciate humor.....and they are funny!
    kerp1960

    Answer by kerp1960 at 7:36 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • rolling on floorOMG!!!sidesplittinglaughter

    ChezBelle

    Answer by ChezBelle at 11:54 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • Yo Momma so fat she plays pool with the planets!
    SpaceToast

    Answer by SpaceToast at 11:56 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • Yo Momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out!
    SpaceToast

    Answer by SpaceToast at 11:57 PM on Jan. 6, 2011

  • Your Mama's so fat she got on the scales and it read"To be continued" lol sorry that's all I have
    SweetLoveofMine

    Answer by SweetLoveofMine at 2:30 AM on Jan. 7, 2011

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