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The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)

 
san78

Asked by san78 at 1:52 PM on Jan. 7, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • LOL I should print it out and give it to DH
    Charis76

    Answer by Charis76 at 2:18 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • TOO true!
    butterflyblue19

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 1:53 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • sidesplittinglaughterTotally true!  This should go in the Husband's Handbook!

    musicpisces

    Answer by musicpisces at 1:55 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • LOL! That's awesome!
    samurai_chica

    Answer by samurai_chica at 1:59 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • True!
    staciandababy

    Answer by staciandababy at 2:02 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • sidesplittinglaughter

    Jademom07

    Answer by Jademom07 at 2:08 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • Amazingly, those definitions also seem to fit mothers.... *prints this for her SONS to read*
    geminilove

    Answer by geminilove at 5:26 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

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