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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."


Asked by san78 at 2:16 PM on Jan. 7, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (17)
  • sidesplittinglaughter


    Answer by Alisim at 2:59 PM on Jan. 13, 2011

  • That is GREAT! lol.

    Answer by But_Mommie at 2:17 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • love it :) lol

    Answer by ashcrash at 2:19 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • i love that!!!!...

    Answer by JazzyJes at 2:19 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • rolling on floorto much lol


    Answer by rebeccadac at 2:35 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • ROFLMAO!!!!

    Answer by Vix920 at 2:51 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • more, more

    Answer by JazzyJes at 2:19 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • sidesplittinglaughter


    I'm dying, I'm dying...





     of laughter. HILARIOUS!


    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 2:19 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • yep thats about right lol

    Answer by prettymango at 4:25 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

  • too funny

    Answer by AprylnAtticus at 4:28 PM on Jan. 7, 2011

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