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peanuts

As a pastor was visiting an elderly lady in the hospital he noticed a bowl of peanuts by her bed. He began to nibble the peanuts as they visited and by the end of the visit realized he had consumed the entire bowl. Feeling badly he bought a bag and brought them to her the next day. As he gave them to her he explained they were to replace those he'd eaten the day before. "Why you didn't need to do that Pastor", the lady explained. "The thing is, I don't have any teeth, so when my nephew brings me chocolate-covered peanuts. Well, I just suck the chocolate off and spit the peanuts in the bowl." ...

 
san78

Asked by san78 at 11:37 AM on Jan. 8, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • omg don't have the stomach 4 this lol
    soraya14

    Answer by soraya14 at 10:00 PM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • Ew! hahahaha. That sucks..no pun intended. ;P
    -AJ

    Answer by -AJ at 11:54 AM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • rolling on floor

    musicpisces

    Answer by musicpisces at 12:17 PM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • lol
    SweetLuci

    Answer by SweetLuci at 12:44 PM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............LMAO!!!! :o)


     

    LoriKeet

    Answer by LoriKeet at 2:18 PM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • That's so gross! lol
    BridgetC140

    Answer by BridgetC140 at 2:20 PM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! LMAO
    shorty13417

    Answer by shorty13417 at 8:23 PM on Jan. 8, 2011