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As a pastor was visiting an elderly lady in the hospital he noticed a bowl of peanuts by her bed. He began to nibble the peanuts as they visited and by the end of the visit realized he had consumed the entire bowl. Feeling badly he bought a bag and brought them to her the next day. As he gave them to her he explained they were to replace those he'd eaten the day before. "Why you didn't need to do that Pastor", the lady explained. "The thing is, I don't have any teeth, so when my nephew brings me chocolate-covered peanuts. Well, I just suck the chocolate off and spit the peanuts in the bowl." ...


Asked by san78 at 11:37 AM on Jan. 8, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • omg don't have the stomach 4 this lol

    Answer by soraya14 at 10:00 PM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • Ew! hahahaha. That pun intended. ;P

    Answer by -AJ at 11:54 AM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • rolling on floor


    Answer by musicpisces at 12:17 PM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • lol

    Answer by SweetLuci at 12:44 PM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............LMAO!!!! :o)



    Answer by LoriKeet at 2:18 PM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • That's so gross! lol

    Answer by BridgetC140 at 2:20 PM on Jan. 8, 2011


    Answer by shorty13417 at 8:23 PM on Jan. 8, 2011