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an oldie but i like it ..

A senior citizen picked up his brand new Corvette convertible and drove out of the car dealership. As he is going down the road, he decides to floor it up to 80 mph, enjoying the wind passing through the little hair he had. "Amazing," he felt as he flew down the I-90, he jams the pedal down even more as he looks in his rear view mirror, he sees a state trooper right behind him, lights a flashing and siren a blaring. So he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 .. suddenly he thought, "What am I doing I'm too old for this!" and pulls over to await the trooper's arrival. The trooper pulling in behind him, walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me one good reason for your speeding that I've never heard of before, I'll let you go on your way." Well the senior citizen paused. Then explained that "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper and I thought you were bringing her back to me!" "Very well! Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

 
san78

Asked by san78 at 11:42 AM on Jan. 8, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (8)
  • laughinggood one!

    kerp1960

    Answer by kerp1960 at 12:02 PM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • cute
    mompam

    Answer by mompam at 11:51 AM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • Thanks For The Laugh!!!
    dancer

    Answer by dancer at 11:51 AM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • I like it!!
    QandA

    Answer by QandA at 12:05 PM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • cute
    SweetLuci

    Answer by SweetLuci at 12:43 PM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • bahahahahahahahaha
    sandraberke

    Answer by sandraberke at 12:45 PM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • laughing

    LoriKeet

    Answer by LoriKeet at 2:16 PM on Jan. 8, 2011

  • looooooooooooooooool
    soraya14

    Answer by soraya14 at 9:55 PM on Jan. 8, 2011