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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

 
san78

Asked by san78 at 2:45 PM on Jan. 9, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!
    JakesCupcake

    Answer by JakesCupcake at 2:48 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • LMAO
    mommy_of_two388

    Answer by mommy_of_two388 at 2:47 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • LOL!!!
    alexis_06

    Answer by alexis_06 at 2:48 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • LOL
    pinkdragon36

    Answer by pinkdragon36 at 2:48 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • LOL
    kennethsmom910

    Answer by kennethsmom910 at 2:49 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • LOL!
    jdbrown21

    Answer by jdbrown21 at 2:49 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • lol
    Onlyeyes

    Answer by Onlyeyes at 2:55 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • LOL!!!
    Shines3

    Answer by Shines3 at 3:02 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • I have heard that before and it is still hilarious
    LiLJeni

    Answer by LiLJeni at 2:30 PM on Jan. 10, 2011

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