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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.

 
san78

Asked by san78 at 3:19 PM on Jan. 9, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (11)
  • hahah! That's funny! I literally lol'd!
    rosesNclovers

    Answer by rosesNclovers at 3:27 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • LOL
    jdbrown21

    Answer by jdbrown21 at 3:21 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • LOL
    BridgetC140

    Answer by BridgetC140 at 3:21 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • lol
    tootoobusy

    Answer by tootoobusy at 3:21 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • lol
    boobarandbell

    Answer by boobarandbell at 3:27 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • LOL!!
    TARARENEE

    Answer by TARARENEE at 3:34 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • sidesplittinglaughter thanks for the giggles!

    MizLee

    Answer by MizLee at 3:35 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • After 23 kids, that'd be my response, too!

    KA91

    Answer by KA91 at 3:46 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • LOL!!!
    Shines3

    Answer by Shines3 at 4:21 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • WOW! That was funny! 


    I did not know Eve had 23 kids! Lord.....I am guessing the Duggars must have eaten the same darned apple!!!!! She is catching up! 

    LilyPondOasis

    Answer by LilyPondOasis at 4:58 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

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