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a cowboy ..

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?"
The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?"
Well, it says you"re not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing"s an hour fast."

 
san78

Asked by san78 at 3:22 PM on Jan. 9, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (3)
  • LOL
    Shines3

    Answer by Shines3 at 4:16 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • You are a barrel of monkeys today.
    tootoobusy

    Answer by tootoobusy at 3:25 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • lol
    boobarandbell

    Answer by boobarandbell at 3:29 PM on Jan. 9, 2011