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2 Bumps

a couple of women ..

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants,and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."


Asked by san78 at 3:25 PM on Jan. 9, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • That's so hilarious! LOL

    Answer by LilyPondOasis at 5:00 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • lol

    Answer by boobarandbell at 3:28 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • How many of these do you have?

    Answer by tootoobusy at 3:29 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • LOL

    Answer by hill2 at 3:37 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • LOL!!!

    Answer by Shines3 at 4:14 PM on Jan. 9, 2011

  • Hehe thank you for the laugh!

    Answer by MKSers at 3:05 AM on Jan. 10, 2011

  • lol too many! .. its nice to pass on a smile tho dont you think?

    Comment by san78 (original poster) at 3:30 PM on Jan. 9, 2011