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Is this a good political funny?

The Republican Fisherman



A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below.

She shouts to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, 'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.



She rolls her eyes and says, 'You must be a Republican!'

'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' answers the balloonist, 'everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me.'

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 2:59 PM on Nov. 12, 2008 in Politics & Current Events

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Answers (17)
  • rolling on floorThank you that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SheriSanchez

    Answer by SheriSanchez at 4:13 PM on Nov. 12, 2008



  • The man smiles and responds, 'You must be a Democrat.'

    'I am,' replies the balloonist. 'How did you know?'

    'Well,' says the man, 'You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.'
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:59 PM on Nov. 12, 2008

  • Viva la Libertarians! ;)

    (but I am still a dem)
    Fiveofakind2

    Answer by Fiveofakind2 at 3:00 PM on Nov. 12, 2008

  • lol.. republicans are such sore losers.. now day after day is the stupid jokes because they LOST THe ELECTION.
    how many of you are doing like mccain says he is doing? sleeping like a baby.
    sleep 2 hours wake up and cry. sleep 2 hours wake up and cry. hey he said it last night.
    that must be the case for those of you crying in here day after day.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:03 PM on Nov. 12, 2008

  • LOL yes thats a funny joke.
    vbruno

    Answer by vbruno at 3:04 PM on Nov. 12, 2008

  • Yes, it blasts both sides and they both need it, lol
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:05 PM on Nov. 12, 2008

  • lol funny
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:13 PM on Nov. 12, 2008

  • THAT one is funny.
    DusterMommy

    Answer by DusterMommy at 3:16 PM on Nov. 12, 2008

  • yes this one's funny!
    KnoxvilleDoula

    Answer by KnoxvilleDoula at 3:33 PM on Nov. 12, 2008

  • i dig it
    figaro8895

    Answer by figaro8895 at 3:51 PM on Nov. 12, 2008

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