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Any children jokes I can teach my 3 y o?

I can't think of any, but I'd like to teach her some. It's so cute when they forget half of it and spoil the whole joke. And of course it's cute when they get it right. And after you heard it for the 500th time, you still have to laugh as loud as you can. lol


Asked by BeachMom81 at 3:27 PM on Jan. 13, 2011 in General Parenting

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  • What do you call 2 banana peels on the floor?

    A pair of slippers!!

    Answer by hootie826 at 3:54 PM on Jan. 13, 2011

  • How do you make a kleenex dance?
    Put a little boogie (booger) in it.

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Boo who?
    Ahh, don't cry!

    Answer by dullscissors at 3:32 PM on Jan. 13, 2011

  • A)knock knock
    B) who's there?
    A) interrupting cow.
    B) interrupting co... (A) MOO!

    Answer by But_Mommie at 3:28 PM on Jan. 13, 2011

  • knock knock
    Who's there?
    Owls Who
    Thats right Owl WHooo

    Answer by ria7 at 3:29 PM on Jan. 13, 2011

  • what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

    Time to get a new fence.


    Answer by sahlady at 3:28 PM on Jan. 13, 2011

  • why was 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7-8-9

    Answer by But_Mommie at 3:29 PM on Jan. 13, 2011

  • How do you put a giraffe in your refrigerator?
    You open the door and put it in.
    How do you put and Elephant in the refigerator?
    You open the door take out the giraffe and then put the elephant in.

    (this is only funny when told by a small child. lol.)

    Answer by But_Mommie at 3:31 PM on Jan. 13, 2011

  • Ok, every kid I have ever know haas really loved this one. They take it and use it their own way for everything....

    Knock, Knock
    Who's THere
    Dwain who?
    Dwain the tub! I'm dwowning!

    Be careful though, pretty soon it will be a bear at the door and he'll be in the bathtub and it will be the most hysterical thing your child will think has ever come out of her mouth. Or it will be toast in the tub or whatever.... Its funny but it never goes away. by brother is 18 and we still maek fun of him for this joke when he was younger... now my daughter does it too and they just crack up together.

    Answer by GoldenLinds at 10:54 PM on Jan. 13, 2011