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just so damn moody what can i do?

my beaver is so angry because she isn't getting enough wood. We don't live close to a forest. What can i do about this? She is so moody!!!

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Asked by Anonymous at 7:48 PM on Jan. 15, 2011 in Home & Garden

Answers (10)
  • you can buy fire wood at your local grocer. It's right next to the italian sausage and baby batter!

    Answer by lowencope at 7:49 PM on Jan. 15, 2011

  • ROFL......but what does this have to do with Home and Garden.

    Answer by Ericha7 at 7:51 PM on Jan. 15, 2011

  • you could use your own tail to beat the monkey
    a little tree sap doesn't hurt the bettle
    be careful not to start a forestfire
    use matches with caution

    Answer by fiatpax at 7:54 PM on Jan. 15, 2011

  • maybe instead of the lawn & garden dept., you should visit small appliances! -LOL And hit the liquor isle while you're at it! :)~

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 7:55 PM on Jan. 15, 2011

  • sidesplittinglaughtermove next to a  lonely lumberjack


    Answer by gou18 at 7:56 PM on Jan. 15, 2011

  • if handy use a rabbits foot to stir the pot
    i personally would make sure the rabbit was dead first
    but whatever floats your boat
    ...speakingof boats, never use a mast to tame the beaver
    a friend did this and it is not a pretty site
    she walks like a penquin now

    Answer by fiatpax at 7:57 PM on Jan. 15, 2011

  • Sounds like your beaver needs to be introduced to BOB.

    Answer by twinsplus2more at 8:05 PM on Jan. 15, 2011

  • lol I needed this hahahahah

    Answer by mommato2boys79 at 8:07 PM on Jan. 15, 2011

  • wait who is BOB? he can bring me wood for my beaver?

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 8:11 PM on Jan. 15, 2011

  • Hahaha. Dirty!

    Answer by MKSers at 1:38 PM on Jan. 16, 2011

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