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OMG... I am OLD. Funny!

Little boy has to take a shower with his mom. His mom say "Hunny what ever you do don't look up or down." Looks Up- "Mommy what are those?" Mommy- "My headlights." Boy- Looks down, "Mommy whats that?" Mommy- "My my bush." Little boy has to take shower with his daddy. Daddy- "What ever you do son don't look down." Boy- Looks down. "Daddy whats that?" Daddy- "Umm my snake."... That Night: Boy walks into his parents room. Boy- "Mommy turn on your headlights daddy's snake is in your bush!"


This was the first dirty joke I ever learned, like 25 years ago. My nephew just joined a group with this as the title on facebook. I can't believe this stupid joke is still circulating and that it has been 25 years since I heard it the first time. Hot Damn! I am old :D

Anyone else hear this dumb joke that long ago?

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Asked by SleepingBeautee at 11:16 PM on Jan. 21, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • LOL Never heard it before.

    Answer by Ananomys at 11:18 PM on Jan. 21, 2011

  • yeah ive heard that joke, or some variation of it :p

    Answer by pookipoo at 11:20 PM on Jan. 21, 2011

  • OMG!! LOL!! sooo too funny!

    Answer by diamondsarecool at 11:21 PM on Jan. 21, 2011

  • yep. :)

    Answer by teafan at 11:23 PM on Jan. 21, 2011

  • Oh yea, I remember that one- we thought we were SO funny!!

    Answer by skittles1108 at 11:27 PM on Jan. 21, 2011

  • Lol, yes! How about this one: Dads taking son for walk and they see two horses and son says Dad, what are they doing? Dad: making ponies son, on down the road son sees 2 cats, dad, what are they doing? Dad: making kittens son, then they see 2 dogs, son says, dad, what are they doing? Dad: making puppies son. That night mommy & daddy put son to bed and he wakes up & goes to mommy & daddy's room and says: DAD, what are you & mommy doing? Dad: makng babies son. Son says, well roll her over, I want a puppy!

    Answer by Kathy675 at 11:28 PM on Jan. 21, 2011

  • OMG lol Kathy that is funny

    Answer by ready4baby2011 at 11:33 PM on Jan. 21, 2011

  • not that version but it was headlights....garage and a lemo lol...


    Answer by Anonymous at 11:38 PM on Jan. 21, 2011

  • HAHAHA I remember telling my neighbor friends that joke and their mother heard and told my mom. I didn't know what it meant. I was seven!!

    Answer by Izsarejman at 11:47 PM on Jan. 21, 2011

  • never heard it

    Answer by san78 at 2:59 PM on Jan. 22, 2011

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