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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


Asked by MrsHouston47302 at 12:19 AM on Jan. 22, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • Oh good. A new joke to spread around :-D

    Answer by HappyGirl44 at 3:31 AM on Jan. 22, 2011

  • Seriously! Laughing out loud!

    Answer by Noosa at 12:21 AM on Jan. 22, 2011

  • haha I love it!

    Answer by Shelii at 12:22 AM on Jan. 22, 2011

  • that one is good

    Answer by leksismommy at 12:26 AM on Jan. 22, 2011

  • LMBO, I have to tell that joke to someone.

    Answer by LADYA1983 at 12:28 AM on Jan. 22, 2011

  • LMAO! Gotta remember that one for work!

    Answer by Kathy675 at 12:28 AM on Jan. 22, 2011

  • lolol

    Answer by hellokitty1978 at 12:52 AM on Jan. 22, 2011