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I need something to make me laugh.....

any jokes or things on youtube would be great!~!! just send the links...My friends wife died today and she was so young so sad!!

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Asked by Anonymous at 8:12 PM on Nov. 13, 2008 in Just for Fun

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    Answer by Anonymous at 8:17 PM on Nov. 13, 2008

  • Well idk if anyone else would think this is funny, but I herd a NEW pregnancy myth that I thought was hillarious! My friends mom says than if you have sex with another guy thats not the babys father while pregnant and he does his buisness inside you then youre baby will come out messed up! LOL! Im sorry am i the only one that thinks thats funny? I thought ive herd them all! Hope I helped! Sorry about the loss!

    Answer by brittany320 at 8:20 PM on Nov. 13, 2008


    my sis sent me this I told her she was so so so wrong but it was funny

    Im sorry for your friends loss also

    Answer by Anonymous at 8:20 PM on Nov. 13, 2008

  • Dear wife:

    I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you
    for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called
    to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.
    Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite
    meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to
    sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want
    sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't
    love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
    Your EX-Husband

    P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have
    a great life!

    Answer by bonnie-jo at 8:28 PM on Nov. 13, 2008

  • Dear Ex-Husband
    Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married
    for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much
    because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID
    notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just
    like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I
    didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused
    with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.

    Answer by bonnie-jo at 8:28 PM on Nov. 13, 2008

  • About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on
    them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that
    morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto
    for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you
    were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you
    always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.
    So take care.
    Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
    P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Karla was born Karl. I hope that's not a

    Answer by bonnie-jo at 8:29 PM on Nov. 13, 2008

  • love this!!!

    Answer by sterlids at 8:32 PM on Nov. 13, 2008


    Answer by Anonymous at 8:33 PM on Nov. 13, 2008


    Answer by kaleigh111 at 9:28 PM on Nov. 13, 2008

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