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A Joke!!!?

Dear Lord, For 2011 let me make a lot of money and loose a lot of weight.
Please do not mix it up like you did last year. Amen.

Some one gave this to me. Thought it was funny


Asked by louise2 at 6:02 PM on Jan. 25, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • men are like blenders, you need one but you're not sure why.
    men are like chocolate bars, sweet, smooth and they usually go straight to your hips.
    men are like coolers, load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.


    Answer by Bugzmomma at 6:16 PM on Jan. 25, 2011

  • I've heard it before, but it's still cute :-)

    Answer by alf2651 at 6:06 PM on Jan. 25, 2011

  • LOL Ditto!

    Answer by itsmesteph11 at 6:16 PM on Jan. 25, 2011

  • As part of the city brotherhood ministry, the Priest and Baptist Minister invited the Rabi to join them on their weekly fishing trip. The Priest got his line tangled, and after saying a Hail Mary, got out of the boat and walked on the water and untangled the line. When the minister tangled his, he said The Lords Prayer, and walked on the water to retrieve it. Later on the Rabi tangled his line and proving his faith in God he got out of the boat to untangle it and sank straight to the bottom. The Priest looked at the Minister and said, "Didn't you tell him where the rocks are?".


    Answer by dalene66 at 10:15 PM on Jan. 25, 2011