So I was out walking my dog, being a normal human, when I heard some children in the distance. Where these children playing with chalk? No. Where they jumping rope or riding bikes? No. I looked over at the little girl and her friend, who seemed to be about 10 years old, and they where pretending to be strippers.
Now, they whole reason they caught my attention in the first place is because the first small girl yelled out, "TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!" and being an average human, I thought WHAT?!?!?! But sure as shit the other little girl did so, and then proceeded to rub her prepubescent body up and down the nearby light pole. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Then the first girl ordered the shirtless one to take her pants off as well and, being a child raised by stupid unworthy parents, did as she was told and then humped the pole with all her might. The pole hump-er then stated "I saw this on TV, the strippers took off their clothes and then danced on poles and people!". It was at that point that my heart exploded and my brain melted into a pile of disgusted mush.
Instead of playing dress-up, or making up fake lives for their dolls, or even playing video games, these two little girls were in broad public daylight playing "stripper". The world is doomed and it is the fault of idiotic parents who don't have morals or values. Parents who watch the Playboy channel and Girls Gone Wild DVDs in front of their children should be shot for this very reason. What has America come to when small children, who don't even know what sex really is, are imitating their favorite nudes from a TV channel that is rated R (but should probably be rated X). Raising indecent and morally corrupt children is worse than hating the 4th of July and flushing an apple pie down the toilet.
I am now going to go burn out my eyes with a hot cattle prod. Have a nice day America.
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Answer by gwen20 at 10:43 PM on Jan. 25, 2011
Whats really sad is that the parents don't have to have the Playboy channel or Girls Gone Wild showing on their TV all day. Kids these days can watch almost any network or channel and see behavior that's inappropriate for young kids.
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