This is my grandpa's joke, so I have to give credit where credit is due :) A chinese couple, the wongs, go to the hospital to have a baby. The father is very happy and excited and after just a few hours a son is born. At first glance the father's smile turns into a frown, and a concerning look comes on his face. The Dr., not noticing the look of concern, asks the father "what are you going to name him" the father responds "sumtin... sumtin wong"... he then looks up at the Dr and says "two wongs don't make a white"
at 6:50 PM on Jan. 26, 2011