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A mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her mouth. The mother stopped her and said she shouldn't do that.

"Why," asked the little girl.

"Because it’s dirty. It's been on the ground. You don't know where it's been. It probably has germs."

The little girl looked up at her mom with admiration and asked, "How do you know so much?"

Thinking quickly, the mother said, "All moms know so much. We have to. It's on the Mommy Test. If you don't know it, you don't get to be a mommy."


The little girl pondered this for a few minutes, then her face brightened. "I get it!" she said. "If you don't pass the test, you get to be a daddy!"

"Yup," said the mom.

 
MrsHouston47302

Asked by MrsHouston47302 at 8:19 PM on Jan. 26, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • That's funny :)
    sweetpea1217

    Answer by sweetpea1217 at 8:24 PM on Jan. 26, 2011

  • now, that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!
    dancinintherain

    Answer by dancinintherain at 8:22 PM on Jan. 26, 2011

  • sidesplittinglaughter

    leksismommy

    Answer by leksismommy at 8:21 PM on Jan. 26, 2011

  • Cute so funny!
    Truelove77

    Answer by Truelove77 at 11:50 PM on Jan. 26, 2011

  • lmao this one is super cute too!
    Bird16_J

    Answer by Bird16_J at 11:54 PM on Jan. 26, 2011

  • that's hilarious!!
    bcbmami

    Answer by bcbmami at 11:56 AM on Jan. 27, 2011