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Stork Joke

Two storks are sitting in their nest. A father and baby. The baby is crying so the father is trying to calm him. 'Don't worry son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy.'

The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, and the baby is crying again. The mother says, 'Son, your father will be back soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies.'

A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate because their son has been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn the baby stork returns and the parents ask him where he has been all night.

The baby stork says, "nowhere. Just scaring the hell out of the college students!'

Answer Question

Asked by OliviaW. at 11:15 AM on Jan. 27, 2011 in General Parenting

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Answers (3)
  • lmbo

    Answer by mommato2boys79 at 11:22 AM on Jan. 27, 2011

  • bouncing


    Answer by ceallaigh at 11:22 AM on Jan. 27, 2011

  • LOL!

    Answer by kmath at 12:33 AM on Jan. 28, 2011

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