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A woman in her 50s was driving with a friend. She went through a red light. The friend didn't say anything. But then she went through another one. The friend said, "Do you realize you just went through two red lights?"

"Oh," she said, "was I driving?"

 
MrsHouston47302

Asked by MrsHouston47302 at 1:26 PM on Jan. 27, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • a cop was sitting on I-35 waiting to pull someone over. A car passes that's going very slow. he checks and it's only going 35. He pulls the car over and and old lady is driving.
    cop: "mam' I pulled you over because although you weren't speeding you were going so slow it's a danger to other drivers."
    Woman: "but officer, the sign back there says 35"
    cop: laughs "mam'. that's the highway, not the speed limit."
    woman: "okay. thanks officer"

    before the cop walks away he looks into the back seat to see three old women ghostly white in color and looking very scared.

    cop: "are they all right?"
    woman: looks back, "oh they'll be fine. we just got off of 412".
    mna_823

    Answer by mna_823 at 3:12 PM on Jan. 27, 2011

  • haha
    cassie_kellison

    Answer by cassie_kellison at 1:29 PM on Jan. 27, 2011

  • I really did lol :)
    HappyGirl44

    Answer by HappyGirl44 at 2:04 PM on Jan. 27, 2011

  • LOL. that was too funny.
    kim0167

    Answer by kim0167 at 2:59 PM on Jan. 27, 2011