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Old Age Joke 4

After being married 25 years, a man looked at his wife one day and said, "You know, 25 years ago we lived in a cheap apartment, drove a cheap car, had only a sofa bed and watched a 14" black and white television. BUT, every night I got to sleep with a hot 25 year old blonde."

"Now," he continued, "We have a nice house, a new car, a big flat-screen TV, but I have to sleep with a 50 year old woman. It doesn't seem fair."

His wife was a reasonable woman. She replied, "Well, why don't you go out and get yourself a hot 25 year old blonde? Then I'll make sure you will once again live in a cheap apartment, drive a cheap car, have only a sofa bed and watch a 14" black and white television."

The man rethought his priorities.



 
MrsHouston47302

Asked by MrsHouston47302 at 1:30 PM on Jan. 27, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (2)
  • I'll be telling this one :)
    HappyGirl44

    Answer by HappyGirl44 at 2:02 PM on Jan. 27, 2011

  • I love that. Too funny and right on point.
    kim0167

    Answer by kim0167 at 2:49 PM on Jan. 27, 2011

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