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the benefits of being a woman .. adult content

We got off the Titanic first.
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We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological
disorder excuses.
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We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
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We can cry and get off speeding fines.
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Taxis stop for us.
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We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
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Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point.)
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New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
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If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
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We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
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If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
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We have the ability to dress ourselves.
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There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
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We'll never regret piercing our ears.
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We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

 
san78

Asked by san78 at 7:31 AM on Jan. 28, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological
    disorder excuses.

    So true!! I love it, thanks for sharing!!
    TARARENEE

    Answer by TARARENEE at 9:27 AM on Jan. 28, 2011

  • cute
    JZ10FPM

    Answer by JZ10FPM at 7:41 AM on Jan. 28, 2011

  • We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 


    So true!!!!

    MeggieSwan

    Answer by MeggieSwan at 7:59 AM on Jan. 28, 2011

  • LOL!

    MrsHouston47302

    Answer by MrsHouston47302 at 10:12 AM on Jan. 28, 2011

  • okay this is..........
    pinkdragon36

    Answer by pinkdragon36 at 8:37 AM on Jan. 28, 2011

  • Lol thats funny
    LiLJeni

    Answer by LiLJeni at 12:05 PM on Jan. 28, 2011

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