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Signs you're watching too much TV

1. The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?"

2. In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline.

3. You need to be tranquilized when the cable goes out.

4. In the late evening, you look forward to sitting back and catching the latest informercial.

5. If you're a witness to an argument, you instinctually shout, "Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!"

6. You try to impress the opposite sex by saying, "Hey, I get 120 channels!"

7. Your entire CD collection consists of "Greatest Hits" albums by the decade.

8. You have a gold-plated "clicker."

9. Your intellectual discussions all stem from The Discovery Channel.

10. After 15 minutes of work, you need a two-minute break

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Asked by Michigan-Mom74 at 2:21 AM on Jan. 31, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (4)
  • nice!

    Answer by ChanQ at 2:23 AM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • hahaha thats awesome!!

    Answer by alexis_06 at 2:25 AM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • yeah, nice! My sign would be...I refer to the characters of the shows as my friends and talk about them like we are neighbors! Can't live without that DVR!

    Answer by QueenAdeela at 3:18 AM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • LOL that is funny

    Answer by WildCat73 at 2:19 PM on Jan. 31, 2011

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