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Signs you're watching too much TV

1. The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?"

2. In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline.

3. You need to be tranquilized when the cable goes out.

4. In the late evening, you look forward to sitting back and catching the latest informercial.

5. If you're a witness to an argument, you instinctually shout, "Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!"

6. You try to impress the opposite sex by saying, "Hey, I get 120 channels!"

7. Your entire CD collection consists of "Greatest Hits" albums by the decade.

8. You have a gold-plated "clicker."

9. Your intellectual discussions all stem from The Discovery Channel.

10. After 15 minutes of work, you need a two-minute break


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Michigan-Mom74

Asked by Michigan-Mom74 at 2:21 AM on Jan. 31, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (4)
  • nice!
    ChanQ

    Answer by ChanQ at 2:23 AM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • hahaha thats awesome!!
    alexis_06

    Answer by alexis_06 at 2:25 AM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • yeah, nice! My sign would be...I refer to the characters of the shows as my friends and talk about them like we are neighbors! Can't live without that DVR!
    QueenAdeela

    Answer by QueenAdeela at 3:18 AM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • LOL that is funny
    WildCat73

    Answer by WildCat73 at 2:19 PM on Jan. 31, 2011

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