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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell out and who was left?

Hee hee...just kidding. My husband came home and asked me that question the other day, thinking he was going to stump me. I told him I hadn't heard that joke since I was a child. (Oldie but goodie). What are some of your favorite (CLEAN) jokes?

 
ladymomtraveler

Asked by ladymomtraveler at 7:24 AM on Jan. 31, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • You say to someone How Hi was a Chinaman.
    And then they start trying to answer the question.
    And you just repeat the statement over and over till the other person is frustrated.
    How Hi is the man's name, and he is of chinese origin. So it's a statement rather than a Question. teehee
    jewjewbee

    Answer by jewjewbee at 8:38 AM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • My dad's favorite was, How Hi was a Chinaman.
    I got my girls with that one a couple weeks ago.
    jewjewbee

    Answer by jewjewbee at 7:40 AM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • I haven't heard that one jewjewbee. My faverite is "knock knock" "Who's there?" "Dewayne" "Dewayne who?" "Dewayne the bathtub I'm dewoundin"
    luvmygrlz

    Answer by luvmygrlz at 7:44 AM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • What did one wall say to the other wall?
    parajumper3

    Answer by parajumper3 at 7:41 AM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • "I'll meet you in the corner!"
    parajumper3

    Answer by parajumper3 at 7:44 AM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • The first joke I ever learned as a kid was; What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A bulldozer!
    salexander

    Answer by salexander at 10:17 AM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • jewjewbee I had forgotten all about that joke! I learned it as How Long was a Chinaman, and it was one of my mom's faves. I told that one to my husband too last night, and he didn't get it. I kept trying to tell it, and just kept laughing and laughing. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard at a silly joke. Eventually, I was gasping for breath, saying "it's a statement, not a question". Thanks for reminding me of that joke. :)
    ladymomtraveler

    Comment by ladymomtraveler (original poster) at 5:47 PM on Jan. 31, 2011