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What is the funniest excuse your DH/SO gave to get out of something?

My DH told me that he didn't know how to place the blankets and quilts on the bed, and how I liked the small quilt folded at the foot of the bed, so I better just make the bed instead! LOL! Yeah... like I believed that one!

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Sharell8710

Asked by Sharell8710 at 5:20 PM on Jan. 31, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • Cooking.

    You do it better babe!!! Hahahahahahahahhahaa
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:22 PM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • LMAO, when i found his excessive porn watching...no joke, he said this

    "people in porn do not get paid any money, they do it because they like it"
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 5:23 PM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • he tried to tell me he didn't know how to tie the garbage bag together...this coming from a man who runs (hello, athletic shoe laces??), and wears a shirt/tie(he can tie his tie!!) to work daily.
    dullscissors

    Answer by dullscissors at 5:26 PM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • "It doesn't taste the same when I make it. It tastes better when you make it cause you make it with love."
    imthemrs

    Answer by imthemrs at 5:32 PM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • LOL!

    "It doesn't taste the same when I make it. It tastes better when you make it cause you make it with love."


    yeah....that is one my favorite excuse of DH's....it works though!
    samurai_chica

    Answer by samurai_chica at 5:44 PM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • He couldnt go out because he started his period
    stenhouse_baby

    Answer by stenhouse_baby at 6:13 PM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • He couldnt go out because he started his period


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    I'm not married so I can't offer any excuses to read, but this one cracked me up! Not too well thought out!
    wenona_mandy

    Answer by wenona_mandy at 6:22 PM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • We had my two sisters, and one of my sisters 18 year old friend over for drinks and games. I went to bed around 1am, woke up at 6 am to find my boyfriend and the 18 yr old female friend sleep, snuggling, on my couch... she is bi- I know nothing happened- his reaction the next morning ( I was pissed for awhile) "I thought she was you!" YEP...just made it worse!
    Tarrar

    Answer by Tarrar at 7:23 PM on Jan. 31, 2011

  • I don't know how to cook> it was quite awhile before I found out he was not completely helpless, and could make linguini with clam sauce and Mozzarella en corozza, an Italian Mozarella cheese sandwich, dipped in egg wash and grilled.
    SweetLuci

    Answer by SweetLuci at 7:35 PM on Jan. 31, 2011

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