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Got this e-mail and lmao-wanted to share

TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."


 
jen2774161

Asked by jen2774161 at 1:22 AM on Feb. 5, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • rolling on floorlove it

    justalady774

    Answer by justalady774 at 1:25 AM on Feb. 5, 2011

  • laughing

    SweetLoveofMine

    Answer by SweetLoveofMine at 1:26 AM on Feb. 5, 2011

  • laughing


     

    tere1986

    Answer by tere1986 at 1:26 AM on Feb. 5, 2011

  • haha
    Jnc91

    Answer by Jnc91 at 2:21 AM on Feb. 5, 2011

  • LMAO

    Sounds like men, alright!
    zava_t

    Answer by zava_t at 3:42 AM on Feb. 5, 2011

  • So true and funny :D
    HappyGirl44

    Answer by HappyGirl44 at 8:36 AM on Feb. 5, 2011

  • cute lol!
    BabyBoi7-8-2010

    Answer by BabyBoi7-8-2010 at 1:07 PM on Feb. 5, 2011

  • Lol
    LiLJeni

    Answer by LiLJeni at 1:08 PM on Feb. 5, 2011

  • Funny..but doesn't apply to ALL men. ;D
    -AJ

    Answer by -AJ at 1:43 PM on Feb. 5, 2011

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