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Hey i want to have a funny status line on my FB account any ideas???

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Asked by Anonymous at 6:06 AM on Feb. 10, 2011 in Just for Fun

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    Answer by But_Mommie at 6:08 AM on Feb. 10, 2011

  • There is a FB application called Status Shuffle that gives you statuses to choose from whether you funny, inspirational, etc.

    Answer by mommy_jules at 7:11 AM on Feb. 10, 2011

  • use the snow/pregnant one

    Answer by sandbuster at 8:19 AM on Feb. 10, 2011

  • I like these :

    ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ

    And :
    is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute

    just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.

    It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.

    For the ANONS ( no offense of course! )
    "Good morning...I see the assassins have failed." LOL

    This one made me laugh out loud cause I watched my son try to get a gnat to follow it once!
    Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?


    Answer by LilyPondOasis at 9:47 AM on Feb. 10, 2011

  • Or you could get one that has an Arrow.......and an "I'm with Stupid" pointing at the pic!

    Answer by LilyPondOasis at 9:48 AM on Feb. 10, 2011

  • is about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..

    ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶

    Answer by LilyPondOasis at 9:51 AM on Feb. 10, 2011

  • Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

    Answer by LilyPondOasis at 9:53 AM on Feb. 10, 2011

  • they have one that has bunch to choose from called status shuffle, sometimes i use it if i am ill or just want to be funny and some are sweet

    Answer by WildCat73 at 1:33 PM on Feb. 10, 2011

  • Every day is my birthday and every night is Christmas eve!!!

    Answer by grismelda at 2:25 PM on Feb. 10, 2011

  • Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.” - Adam Sandler

    I find this hilarious and use it occasionally.

    Answer by Bubbie0809 at 6:06 PM on Feb. 10, 2011

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