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What's the funniest thing you've heard a kid say in a public restroom?

I went to the restroom at Walmart once and I was just about to leave the stall when I heard a lady come in with her daughter (the girl sounded like she was about 3). As I grabbed my purse to walk out of the stall, the little girl shouted (with terror in her voice), "MOMMY! You have HAIR on your BUTT!" I heard the lady gasp and then start trying to shush her daughter because she kept talking about it. I had to bite my tongue as hard as I could as I rushed through washing my hands to keep from laughing out loud (we were the only people in the restroom), and when I walked out it just exploded lol.

DH was like, "What in the world are you laughing at?" and I finished explaining it to him just as they emerged and the woman was still telling her daughter to NEVER do that again lol.


Asked by Mrs.BAT at 3:49 PM on Feb. 18, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (15)
  • I went to the bathroom and took DD with me, I sat on the toilet and my DD asks me (very loudly) 'You gonna poop in the potty, mama?' I didnt even answer because I heard someone laugh a few stalls down.

    Answer by leksismommy at 4:18 PM on Feb. 18, 2011

  • my son talks about how boys have penis's and girls have vagina's when we are in the restroom. someone is always laughing

    Answer by angevil53 at 4:48 PM on Feb. 18, 2011

  • ' ::gasp:: Good Job Mommy! You didn't Peep in your panties!!'

    Answer by But_Mommie at 3:50 PM on Feb. 18, 2011

  • Why are you putting that in there.

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:52 PM on Feb. 18, 2011

  • Wait I have a better one! 'MOMMY! You have spicy poop!' (Not mine that time lmao)

    Answer by But_Mommie at 3:53 PM on Feb. 18, 2011

  • my daughter if im on my period and have to take her to the bathrom with me has to ask mommy you got owies on your butt. never fails.

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:55 PM on Feb. 18, 2011

  • my son is a very clean child at only 3 - well I taught him to aim in the hole in the toilet and he talks a LOT so i rush him in to go pee and he talks NON stop and I always hear people laughing... "Mom, I think there's poop left on this toilet.. I can't use it" "Mom, why does it smell in this bathroom?" " look mom, my pee pee fits" ( that one is for when its a small sitting toilet.. he doesn't have to stand on his tip toes loL!~ )

    Answer by maxsmom11807 at 4:06 PM on Feb. 18, 2011

  • My daughter was in the corner saying I sit over here mommy while we were waiting on her brother but it sounded like sh*t over here and I got some nasty looks when I said ok honey!

    Answer by jamesonjustines at 4:08 PM on Feb. 18, 2011

  • I heard a kid say once,"Look mom I'm dropping the kid's off in the pool,Bye" (not my kid's ,by the way) But it was funny!

    Answer by Mommy1234321 at 4:29 PM on Feb. 18, 2011

  • If my 3 yr old hears anyone passing gas, he'll say "EWWWWW, someone farted! Gross!" and this will go on and on until we leave. I can usually tell who the guilty party is because they usually give me a dirty look when they are leaving the restroom.

    Answer by nmmama09 at 4:58 PM on Feb. 18, 2011