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Tell me a joke please

Ill tell you one too

So, three ducks walk into a bar and sit down
the bartender comes up the the first duck and says
"How was your day and what can I get you?"
the duck says
"Ill have a beer, my day was great, in and out of puddles all day"
goes to the second duck and asks the same
the 2nd duck says
"Ill have a beer, my day was great too, in and out of puddles all day, life is good"
Goes to the third duck and the duck cuts him off and says
"Dont ask me how my day was, my name is Puddles, and ill have a vodka"

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Asked by leksismommy at 9:45 PM on Feb. 23, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (3)
  • What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

    Iron Man is a super hero

    Iron Woman is instructions

    Answer by LindaClement at 9:47 PM on Feb. 23, 2011

  • rolling on floorblue ribbon


    Answer by letstalk747 at 9:49 PM on Feb. 23, 2011

  • A wife invited some people to dinner.
    At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
    ' Would you like to say the blessing? '
    ' I wouldn' know what to say, ' the girl replied.
    ' Just say what you hear Mommy say, ' the wife answered..
    The daughter bowed her head and said,
    ' Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner? '

    Answer by sweetpea1217 at 10:37 PM on Feb. 23, 2011

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