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Farting to scratch my yahoo adult content

when I itch i guide my farts and the vibrating helps
just though to pass it along and no i am not drinking...

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 3:11 AM on Feb. 27, 2011 in Health

Answers (13)
  • Okayyyyy... awkward.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:53 AM on Feb. 27, 2011

  • HOW IS IT AKWARD
    YOU CAN'T SEE ME LOL
    Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 3:56 AM on Feb. 27, 2011

  • lmfao... wtf...this was very out there.
    nessac1987

    Answer by nessac1987 at 4:37 AM on Feb. 27, 2011

  • Lmao! I have no idea what you just said, but it was funny!
    Raccoon

    Answer by Raccoon at 5:07 AM on Feb. 27, 2011

  • STUPID!!!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:25 AM on Feb. 27, 2011

  • listening to tunes

    gwen20

    Answer by gwen20 at 6:36 AM on Feb. 27, 2011

  • Shouldn't there be a TMI warning on this one?

    How the hell are you guiding your farts? No, really. How?
    momme2008

    Answer by momme2008 at 8:18 AM on Feb. 27, 2011

  • How do you guide farts? Really! I never heard of this!
    Onmyown2727

    Answer by Onmyown2727 at 1:25 PM on Feb. 27, 2011

  • I totally agree, awkard! But can I just say thanks for giving me a "much needed" laugh!!
    Hope4Teal

    Answer by Hope4Teal at 2:54 AM on Mar. 1, 2011

  • OMG I literally just LOL'd hardcore! haha!
    proudmom2510

    Answer by proudmom2510 at 3:01 AM on Mar. 1, 2011

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