In the last week, my oldest daughter has come up with some doozies.
My LP and I were talking about my inheritance, since I'm my father's only child, and he made the comment "What, are you wishing your father dead" (joking)...so the first thing she says when my dad comes over the other day is "Mommy is waiting for you to die, grandpa." Thank god he has a sense of humor!
Then, on our way up to my grandmother's (with my father again), she pipes up out of nowhere with "My dad has a hairy butt, and he pees standing up"...she walked in on him in the bathroom...and when my dad said "Let's not tell anymore stories from home" she says "It's not a STORY grandpa...its TRUE!!!"
And just when I thought it was over...today leaving the store, she was shaking with fear and screamed "Is that old lady dead or alive?!!!" I thought, my god kid, we are not in a zombie movie! Why would you say that?!?!
What things have your children done to embarrass you lately? I need to feel better about my daughter and her little gems. What have I raised? Lol!
Answer by louise2 at 4:15 PM on Mar. 1, 2011
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Answer by Trekkie at 4:10 PM on Mar. 1, 2011
THAT IS JUST TOO FUNNY!!! OMG!
Answer by kimberlyinberea at 4:12 PM on Mar. 1, 2011
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