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Liberal biblical headlines

If Biblical headlines were written by today's liberal media :

On Red Sea Crossing:  WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE, Pursuing Environmentalists Killed

On David vs. Goliath:  HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION, Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock

On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:  FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY, 400 Killed

On the birth of Christ:  HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS, Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple

On feeding the 5,000:  PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH, Disciples Mystified Over Behavior

On raising Lazarus from the dead:  FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK: Will Reading to be Delayed

 
Jademom07

Asked by Jademom07 at 11:16 AM on Mar. 3, 2011 in Religion & Beliefs

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Answers (15)
  • A religion that can not laugh at itself is no religion for me. Thanks for posting. It was funny.
    isabellalecour

    Answer by isabellalecour at 2:07 PM on Mar. 3, 2011

  • I thought it was funny. Lighten up people!
    vicesix

    Answer by vicesix at 12:29 PM on Mar. 3, 2011

  • it was funny..geez, some of you can't laugh at anything unless its approved by your own opinion.
    dullscissors

    Answer by dullscissors at 12:58 PM on Mar. 3, 2011

  • Cute.
    sondaughter312

    Answer by sondaughter312 at 12:49 PM on Mar. 3, 2011

  • Clever and cuts both ways-I think-
    soyousay

    Answer by soyousay at 1:25 PM on Mar. 3, 2011

  • Good one!
    okmommy08

    Answer by okmommy08 at 11:17 AM on Mar. 3, 2011

  • LOL

    fordeeperroots

    Answer by fordeeperroots at 11:25 AM on Mar. 3, 2011

  • LOL - thanks for sharing!
    angelmommy11

    Answer by angelmommy11 at 4:19 PM on Mar. 3, 2011

  • Very funny! I like part about the insensitive couple leaving the animals homeless
    sissy15

    Answer by sissy15 at 4:55 AM on Mar. 4, 2011

  • Very cute! Thanks for sharing that!
    Iamgr8teful

    Answer by Iamgr8teful at 12:23 AM on Mar. 5, 2011

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