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I have a nasty "confession" adult content

Seeing as though I am anon, I have a gross confession... sort of.

I smell my own farts. LOL. No really I do. If Im alone, I cup my butt, fart and smell it. Weird right? LOLOL. I know Im not the only one. And no, I dont do it everytime. Its just once in a blue moon!!

Whats your nasty confession?? Lets be honest! You can use the ANON button!

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 1:19 PM on Mar. 4, 2011 in Just for Fun

Answers (18)
  • LMFAO!  OMG!  You are too freaking funny!  I thought that I was leaking water, I was only like 26 weeks pregnant.  I freaked and smelled the toilet paper.  Then I freaked out more and kept wiping and smelling the toilet paper.  I had been in the bathroom so long that my hub came in to make sure I was okay.  He totally caught me smelling the toilet paper, lol~!

    MrsHouston47302

    Answer by MrsHouston47302 at 1:21 PM on Mar. 4, 2011

  • Ever see that episode of South Park where they're so full of themselves for driving Prius's that they start loving their own farts?
    Do you drive a Prius?
    butterflyblue19

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 1:21 PM on Mar. 4, 2011

  • mmm wow thats gross.

    I bite my nails.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:21 PM on Mar. 4, 2011

  • biting nails is not that bad anon. lol
    Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 1:23 PM on Mar. 4, 2011

  • I used to do the same thing
    I also pick my nose and wipe it on the side of the car seat or the side of the sofa.
    I burp as loudly as I can
    If my cat poops outside the box, I will pick it up and put it back in the box after it dries with my hands
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:24 PM on Mar. 4, 2011

  • I seriously sometimes sniff my own panties, mainly if I'm ont he toilet and smell something out of the ordinary.

    I also text and play on the internet while pooping, lol.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:25 PM on Mar. 4, 2011

  • really??? lololol ANoN??? ::
    Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 1:26 PM on Mar. 4, 2011

  • I pee in the shower and I enjoy it! Not afraid to admit that =)
    Nanixh

    Answer by Nanixh at 1:26 PM on Mar. 4, 2011

  • ha ha! i browse the web with our ipad when i take a poop!! lol. I also look at my poo when Im done. lololol
    Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 1:28 PM on Mar. 4, 2011

  • Peeing in the shower isn't a "nasty confession", it's a freaking way of life.  LOL~

    MrsHouston47302

    Answer by MrsHouston47302 at 1:28 PM on Mar. 4, 2011

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