Went to Portland, ME and got married at the Portland Head Light. The day before would have been ideal, it was gorgeous out! The day we got married was cloudy, humid as all hell, and I got eaten alive by a wall of mosquitoes. I had bug blood on my satin shoes, my legs were all welted up, it was gross!
Story was funny for a while, but we're divorced now. I wouldn't elope again if I got married again.
at 2:10 PM on Mar. 7, 2011