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Wanna hear a funny?

STEWART: I assume you're pro-life, right?
RAYGUN: Affirmative.
STEWART: All right. Obama's parents were married in Hawaii on February 2, 1961.
RAYGUN: Fine. They were married in Hawaii. But that doesn't mean he was born in the United States.
STEWART: No, but he was born August 4, 1961, to be exact -- meaning his mother was three months pregnant when she got married in Hawaii.
RAYGUN: So?
STEWART: Obama was in the United States as a fetus.
RAYGUN: Irrelevant!
STEWART: Don't you see? Either Barack Obama's an American citizen or fetuses don't count as people. Are you saying that a fetus is not a human life?
RAYGUN: No! Life begins at conception!
STEWART: So Obama's an American citizen?
RAYGUN: No!
STEWART: I'm afraid logically, you've gotta choose one.
RAYGUN: No! No! Illogical! Does not compute!!!
(RAYGUN self-destructs)

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sweet-a-kins

Asked by sweet-a-kins at 1:04 PM on Mar. 9, 2011 in Politics & Current Events

Level 34 (67,502 Credits)
Answers (24)
  • eye rolling

    josiesmommy00

    Answer by josiesmommy00 at 1:06 PM on Mar. 9, 2011

  • Immature & stupid

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:09 PM on Mar. 9, 2011

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    Immature & stupid


     


    Why Thanks, I think its pretty funny myself



    sweet-a-kins

    Comment by sweet-a-kins (original poster) at 1:14 PM on Mar. 9, 2011

  • haha, i think it's awesome!!!
    samurai_chica

    Answer by samurai_chica at 1:14 PM on Mar. 9, 2011

  • No I was calling you childish and immature, but thanks I laugh at you too
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:16 PM on Mar. 9, 2011

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    No I was calling you childish and immature, but thanks I laugh at you too

    awww, come now,,,,,children post anon insults they cant own up too.....its OK, Jesus loves me : )

    sweet-a-kins

    Comment by sweet-a-kins (original poster) at 1:19 PM on Mar. 9, 2011

  • though I didn't really find the post funny, I do see your point.
    I know a pro life guy who wants a law passed that a father can make the decision about terminating a pregnancy, but only if he wants to stop a termination, if the guy wants to terminate, he doesn't want the guy to have any say.

    let's give the guys the final voice, but only if they agree with me!
    ItsMe89

    Answer by ItsMe89 at 1:41 PM on Mar. 9, 2011

  • LMAO
    TARARENEE

    Answer by TARARENEE at 1:41 PM on Mar. 9, 2011

  • meh
    tnmomofive

    Answer by tnmomofive at 1:49 PM on Mar. 9, 2011

  • I thought Narcissists didn't have a sense of humour.


    Clearly, the observation is true.


     

    jewjewbee

    Answer by jewjewbee at 1:55 PM on Mar. 9, 2011

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