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A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man. Her note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her. His note reads: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari, a BMW 850, and a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage. I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."

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armywife43

Asked by armywife43 at 9:12 PM on Mar. 11, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (11)
  • LOL! Good one!
    MrsHouston47302

    Answer by MrsHouston47302 at 9:18 PM on Mar. 11, 2011

  • lol So funny thanks
    pinkdragon36

    Answer by pinkdragon36 at 9:20 PM on Mar. 11, 2011

  • And your question is? Ya know, since this is the Q&A section...
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:22 PM on Mar. 11, 2011

  • Lmao! Thanks, I needed that laugh :D
    Raccoon

    Answer by Raccoon at 9:24 PM on Mar. 11, 2011

  • LOVE IT LMBO
    mommato2boys79

    Answer by mommato2boys79 at 9:25 PM on Mar. 11, 2011

  • hehehee
    MarGeee

    Answer by MarGeee at 9:52 PM on Mar. 11, 2011

  • good joke!!!
    proudmom611

    Answer by proudmom611 at 9:53 PM on Mar. 11, 2011

  • Very funny.... This is sooo cool
    dubewife

    Answer by dubewife at 9:56 PM on Mar. 11, 2011

  • Hahahahaha!!
    JeannieBee

    Answer by JeannieBee at 4:54 AM on Mar. 12, 2011

  • Lmao!
    Cosetterose

    Answer by Cosetterose at 5:15 AM on Mar. 12, 2011

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