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Falling asleep in church

Every Sunday this man goes to church and he falls asleep during the service.
So every Sunday the Pastor gets upset. One day the Pastor decides that he is going to play a trick on the man. The man came to church and sure enough during the service he began to snore. The pastor who is truly annoyed Yells out pointing at the man "You in the back Who died on the cross for you?" An old woman sitting behind the man pokes him in the bum with the pointed end of her cane. The man jumps up and screams "Jesus Christ"!!. The pastor was confused as to how the man knew the answer to his question. So he continued on with his service. Pretty soon the pastor heard snoring again coming from the man. So he decides to try getting him again. So the Pastor Yells out again "You", pointing at the man, Who is in Heaven waiting for you?" Again the old lady pokes the man in the bum. The man jumps up and screams "My God"!!!! The Pastor is some what annoyed that his trick is not working. Still he continues on with his message. A little while later the pastor hears snoring again. So he decides that he is going to ask a really hard question this time. So again he says "You in the back", What did Eve say to Adam when she had her 13th child?" Again the little old lady pokes the man in his bum. The man jumps up and Screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time..............."

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armywife43

Asked by armywife43 at 11:23 AM on Mar. 12, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • funny!
    mompam

    Answer by mompam at 11:24 AM on Mar. 12, 2011

  • I have heard this before...too funny
    parajumper3

    Answer by parajumper3 at 11:26 AM on Mar. 12, 2011

  • lmao.
    Crystal1124

    Answer by Crystal1124 at 11:27 AM on Mar. 12, 2011

  • heh
    charlotsomtimes

    Answer by charlotsomtimes at 12:30 PM on Mar. 12, 2011

  • laughing

    scout_mom

    Answer by scout_mom at 12:47 PM on Mar. 12, 2011

  • Now that's funny :)
    tnvplus2

    Answer by tnvplus2 at 1:08 PM on Mar. 12, 2011

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