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Love, Lust and Marriage

Love, Lust and Marriage

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

Love- When intercourse is called making love.
Lust- When intercourse in called screwing.
Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania.

Love- When you argue over how many kids to have.
Lust- When you argue over w ho gets the wet spot.
Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

Love- When you share everything you own.
Lust- When you steal everything they own.
Marriage- When the bank owns everything.

Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax.

Love- W hen your heart flutters every time you see them.
Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see them.
Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them.

Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it.
Marriage- When you listen to talk radio.

Love- When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
Lust- When staying together is something you try not to think about.
Marriage- When just getting through the day is your only thought.

Love- When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
Lust- When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
Marriage- When you're only interested in your golf score.

Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
Marriage- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.

Love- You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts.
Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and Vaseline.
Marriage- You only leave the house when you're allowed

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armywife43

Asked by armywife43 at 11:41 AM on Mar. 12, 2011 in Relationships

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Answers (6)
  • THAT WAS TOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!
    kylansmommy09

    Answer by kylansmommy09 at 11:47 AM on Mar. 12, 2011

  • LOL!!!!
    coala

    Answer by coala at 12:53 PM on Mar. 12, 2011

  • I read this to my husband and he agrees! Lol! He thought it was funny.
    amber1330

    Answer by amber1330 at 1:38 PM on Mar. 12, 2011

  • love it
    letstalk747

    Answer by letstalk747 at 2:38 PM on Mar. 12, 2011

  • It's funny..but if you replace Marriage with Love, you get: my Husband and I. <3
    -AJ

    Answer by -AJ at 4:34 PM on Mar. 12, 2011

  • sidesplittinglaughter

    Cindy18

    Answer by Cindy18 at 6:25 PM on Mar. 12, 2011

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