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this is funny

so i just went back to work today after being out for a surgery to remove my right tube...well mine and my dh's schedule interfer with eachother, so we are never home together at the same this morning i went up stairs to kiss him goodbye before i left for work..(he was still sleeping)...he says to me...i don't want our work schedules to interfer with us i said what do you have in his answer was " what if i ejectulate into a cup with a cover on it and when you get home from work you suck it up into a turkey baster and insurt into your self?"...i started cracking up, then i realized he was being totally serious....:o so he said...i know you're always on that cafe mom web site...ask some one if it's possible and if it will maybe that's what i'm doing....anyone have any comments on this matter...i know it's funny but please don't be dh means well.

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Asked by longing2beamoth at 12:29 AM on Nov. 24, 2008 in Trying to Conceive

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  • The life span of a sperm is only about an hour outside the body.

    Answer by Southerncharmes at 12:33 AM on Nov. 24, 2008

  • It wouldn't work, not to be mean but sperm don't last that long once they leave the man's body. So unless you could get to it almost immediately it would be pretty ineffective.

    Answer by bubblycute at 12:38 AM on Nov. 24, 2008

  • awh don't ya just love how even though it sounds rediculous, he means well LOL Thats a start!

    Answer by Anonymous at 8:11 AM on Nov. 24, 2008

  • that is a really sweet gester. But it would only work if you got home 10-30min max after he ejaculated. If he kept it sitting on a heating pad on low might help but very unlikely.

    Answer by duckey060504 at 11:03 AM on Nov. 24, 2008

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