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What's your favorite corny joke?

Mine is this one - "What kind of bees make milk?"






A - "Boo-bees"! :)

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Squirellybur

Asked by Squirellybur at 1:25 AM on Mar. 23, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (52)
  • Welcome to the internet...LMAO!

    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 1:26 AM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • My favorite one of all time is...

    Where do you find a turtle with no legs?







    Right where you left him.
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 1:27 AM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • Boo-bees! LOL. I think that is the first time I've ever heard that one.
    mommy_jules

    Answer by mommy_jules at 1:30 AM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • teehee :)
    VintageWife

    Answer by VintageWife at 1:33 AM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • What do you call a bear with no teeth?









    A gummy bear.
    :D
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 1:34 AM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • "hey remember the alzhimers joke I told you?"
    "no"

    haaaaaa love it
    ElsaSalsaaa

    Answer by ElsaSalsaaa at 1:37 AM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • Q:What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
    A: Dam

    I've known that one since I was a kid and I still think it's sooo cheesy, but still kinda cute lol.
    Mrs.BAT

    Answer by Mrs.BAT at 1:50 AM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • Why was the bumble bee flying with his legs crossed?
    He was looking for the BP station.

    My little sister told that on our local radio station when she was about 4, and everyone loved her. They had her come and tell a joke every friday. She became known as the 'BP cutie', haha. She's now 15.
    Jessica1991

    Answer by Jessica1991 at 1:51 AM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • A bear walks into a bar and says bartender give me a beer. The bartender says, I'm sorry we don't serve beer to bears in this bar. The bear says, Im thirsty, If you don't give me a beer I'm gonna eat this lady right her next to me. The bartender says, I'm sorry but we don't serve beer to bears in this bar. So the bear grabs the lady off the bar stool and eats her. He sais to the bartender, now you know i'm serious give me a beer. The bartender sais, Im sorry but we don't server beer to bears on drugs in this bar. The bear sais, What do you mean I'm not on drugs? The bartender said, Well that was a bar-bitch-u-ate. hahaha You did say corny, right?
    MoneyGirl-Mom

    Answer by MoneyGirl-Mom at 6:10 AM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • What did one wall say to the other wall?







    I'll meet you in the corner
    parajumper3

    Answer by parajumper3 at 7:48 AM on Mar. 23, 2011

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